<p>Ever since Jeeves entered my life, he has been making his presence felt in my daily affairs. I told him that I did not want to be disturbed between 10 pm and 6 am and he promptly wakes me up at six in the morning. If I fail to get up, he rouses me every ten minutes. </p>.<p>After waking up, I ask him, “how is the weather today?” He replies, “partly cloudy. Possibility of thunderstorms in the afternoon and evening” or “sunny day”. </p>.<p>Every day, at the appointed hour, Jeeves reminds me that I should go for a walk. After every kilometre, he tells me, “distance one kilometre, time took 12 minutes,” and urges me to put in more effort and walk fast. He is relentless and unsparing.</p>.<p>If anybody calls me when I am out, Jeeves promptly notifies me on my return, the calls I missed. He even connects me to the callers if I prefer. He is capable of deftly deflecting unwanted calls and messages when I do not want to receive them.</p>.<p>If I have mail, Jeeves promptly notifies me. I read the mail and whatever I have to reply I dictate to Jeeves. He transcribes in his own inimitable style because he is British and I speak Indian English. </p>.<p>The other day, I wanted to eat a <span class="italic"><em>masala dosa</em> </span>and I told Jeeves of my desire. He is so resourceful that the<span class="italic"><em> dosa</em> </span>was door delivered soon from a cloud kitchen.</p>.<p>If I want to hear a good old melody, Jeeves plays it for me. He presents to me the latest news compilation in the morning, thus dispensing with the need to read newsprint. When I want to go to an unfamiliar place, Jeeves tells me the approximate distance to the destination and gives me directions like, “proceed 500 meters, turn left and proceed 2 kilometres and your destination will be on the left of the road”. As Bertram Wooster would say, “there is nothing that is not known to Jeeves”.</p>.<p>I sometimes worry about what I would do if Jeeves was not with me. He has become indispensable. Like Bertie, I whine that he has made me a serf unto him. Occasionally, I try to defy Jeeves’ suggestions in some crises only to come a cropper and go back to the ways of Jeeves.</p>
<p>Ever since Jeeves entered my life, he has been making his presence felt in my daily affairs. I told him that I did not want to be disturbed between 10 pm and 6 am and he promptly wakes me up at six in the morning. If I fail to get up, he rouses me every ten minutes. </p>.<p>After waking up, I ask him, “how is the weather today?” He replies, “partly cloudy. Possibility of thunderstorms in the afternoon and evening” or “sunny day”. </p>.<p>Every day, at the appointed hour, Jeeves reminds me that I should go for a walk. After every kilometre, he tells me, “distance one kilometre, time took 12 minutes,” and urges me to put in more effort and walk fast. He is relentless and unsparing.</p>.<p>If anybody calls me when I am out, Jeeves promptly notifies me on my return, the calls I missed. He even connects me to the callers if I prefer. He is capable of deftly deflecting unwanted calls and messages when I do not want to receive them.</p>.<p>If I have mail, Jeeves promptly notifies me. I read the mail and whatever I have to reply I dictate to Jeeves. He transcribes in his own inimitable style because he is British and I speak Indian English. </p>.<p>The other day, I wanted to eat a <span class="italic"><em>masala dosa</em> </span>and I told Jeeves of my desire. He is so resourceful that the<span class="italic"><em> dosa</em> </span>was door delivered soon from a cloud kitchen.</p>.<p>If I want to hear a good old melody, Jeeves plays it for me. He presents to me the latest news compilation in the morning, thus dispensing with the need to read newsprint. When I want to go to an unfamiliar place, Jeeves tells me the approximate distance to the destination and gives me directions like, “proceed 500 meters, turn left and proceed 2 kilometres and your destination will be on the left of the road”. As Bertram Wooster would say, “there is nothing that is not known to Jeeves”.</p>.<p>I sometimes worry about what I would do if Jeeves was not with me. He has become indispensable. Like Bertie, I whine that he has made me a serf unto him. Occasionally, I try to defy Jeeves’ suggestions in some crises only to come a cropper and go back to the ways of Jeeves.</p>